Monday, November 5, 2018

The Work of an HOH is Never Done


 


On Fridays Sam and I get some housework out of the way, so that our weekends are free and clear.

  • Ella does the bathrooms
  • Sam does the vacuuming
  • Ella does the laundry
  • Sam does the grocery shopping

Now that I am retired and Sam is "sorta" retired, we like to tackle those tasks when Sam comes home about noon on Fridays.  Just get 'er done, as they say.



When Sam walked in the door last Friday, my arms were full of cleaning supplies, and I was heading to start on the front bathroom.  I did stop to give Sam a kiss, though.  With a smile, he started pulling each cleaning product from my arms and stacking them on the chest in the entry.  When I protested that I had not yet started my cleaning, he kissed me again and said,

"I think I need to do some dusting and polishing first."




"Oh, don't worry.  We don't need to dust this week, Hon," I corrected.  (As far as I am concerned, dusting is never really needed.")

"Oh, yes we do, Ells," he said with a grin.

Then Sam took my hand and led me to the bedroom.  As he unzipped my jeans, he teased me again,

"I feel I have been remiss in my household duties."

He sat on the bed and pulled me over one of his knees.  He continued talking, and his hand rested on my bottom for a few moments.  Then Sam told me it had been way too long since he had "dusted" my ass.  He laid into this chore with relish.  It was only his hand, but, oh my, he was dusting thoroughly!




After a bit, he did some lovely rubbing, too.

"Hmmm...thank you," I said dreamily.

"Well, I told you there would be polishing, too," and I could hear the smile in his voice, even if I couldn't see it.

"Oh, I like the polishing better."

"Too bad.  We have more dusting to do."




Well, he went back and forth between dusting and polishing at least 3 more times.  Can't imagine I ever told you that Sam was a sloppy man!  Believe me, Mr Clean couldn't have done a better job.  We spent a few minutes tangled up, but then Sam stood up and said he needed to get the vacuuming done.  Many Fridays he has a "guys only" lunch date at 1:00 pm.


Hmmph!  Thrown to the side for hot wings and beer.  I went to find all my bathroom products by the front door, and got started by cleaning mirrors.  Of course, I thought it would be nice to peek at Sam's handiwork on my bottom in the mirror.  Well done, mister.  Dusted and Polished.  You're work here is done. 



22 comments:

  1. Ella, I love Sam's version of dusting and polishing! That is the best kind of "housecleaning" ever! HA! Now, on to some real housework here..... boooo !! Hugs! Windy

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    1. Sometimes he surprises me, Windy. Don't know where he came up with that one. But is sure put a smile on my face when I got down to cleaning.

      Hugs From Ella

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  2. Ella,
    I know well that there is plenty of dusting and polishing concerning my bottom on a daily basis. Over five years ago, this guy was leery about spanking. Now, not at all! We "dusted and polished" the last four days in a row. He does like me freshly spanked. I keep calm and serene......... sort of!
    Great post!
    Meredith

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    1. Wow, Mere! Four days in a row. Sounds like happy times at your house. "Freshly spanked" is the best way to face the day. Jack knows best.

      Thanks From Ella

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  3. LoL Ella, dusting and polishing. I love Sam's version lol. What better way to start housework!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Considering how I leave the dusting, that may have been what gave him this idea, Roz. Have some cleaning on my list for today, too. :)

      Sending Hugs Down Under,
      Ella

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  4. Loved reading this, Ella!:) With that kind of cleaning action, I'd suggest changing your chore routine to daily cleaning! That is the best take on dusting and polishing that I've ever come across!

    Love reading the fun banter that you have with your fella. Many hugs,

    ❤️Katie xoxo

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    1. I think you are right, Katie. The fun we have together is every bit as wonderful as the spanking. I wouldn't trade it for anything.

      Hugs From Ella

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  5. Dusting and polishing, I love Sam's version. I did enjoy this, had me smiling.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Thanks, Ronnie. I am one of those people that just want to get it all done, so the weekend ahead is chore free if possible. In nice weather, I love to work outside, though. Love to feel the sun. We have never had an outdoor spanking. Perhaps I need to plant the seed.

      Hugs Across the Pond,
      Ella

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  6. The division of duties is what we call it in our house ... we split pretty much along the same lines as you and Sam, Ella. The way I look at it, a vacuum is a 'power tool' so best left in Frank's hands. He also does laundry and dishes. I do the bathrooms and the dusting and polishing ... although after reading this, Frank may want to a trade for your version of dusting and polishing :>)) ... hugs! ... nj

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    1. "Division of duties" I will have to share that one with Sam. Our vacuum is so damn heavy, that I really should not lift it. I would never let Sam near the laundry, though. He gets high marks on grilling and cooking, though!

      Hugs From Ella

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  7. Aw, this was absolutely sweet sweet sweet!

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    1. Thanks so much, Deena. It was actually a very sweet thing for Sam to do. That's why I wanted him to receive a gold star!

      Hugs From Ella

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  8. Oh I do love your house cleaning with the dusting and polishing. Sounds a fun way to start your chores. Hope Sam keeps you well dusted and polished.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. And it is a Friday again, and the same chores need to be done today. I can hope that Sam is there to make it more fun, Lindy.

      Sending Hugs Down Under,
      Ella

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  9. now that is the kind of house cleaning I would actually like! :-) hugs

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    1. You are right, Terps. And there really is a lot of dust around here today. I could write my name in it, I think. Time to get busy.

      Hugs From Ella

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  10. Well, now you'll know what to print in the dust if he's ever getting forgetful about his duties. ;) Create a running gag. :)
    Glad you guys had fun, even if you got pushed aside for wings and beer.
    EsMay

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    1. I hadn't thought about that, EsMay. "How About A Spanking" across the top of Sam's dresser. That might work!

      Hugs From Ella

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  11. I’ve been catching up on my housework today, Ella, after a busy week in the office. I’ve done a lot of dusting and polishing but I’d rather have Sam’s version! Great way to start the chores.
    Rosie xx

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  12. This is absolutely delicious fun! I think I’ll suggest my guy take on the dusting and polishing from here on out! What a fun read, thank you.

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