Funny Old Meme

This is quite an old meme, probably from last fall.  I've held on to it because I thought it was such a good one and enjoyed reading all of yours.  Thanks to whoever introduced it!  I can't even remember.  Goodness only knows when I will get around to PK's new meme!


1.  I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick 
up 5 items.  You can only pick one thing from the following departments.  What do you choose?

Produce - Pineapple
Frozen - Healthy Choice Fudge Bars
Dairy - Whole Milk (for baking)
Meat - Steak
Canned Goods - Chili Beans

Note: I think there has been an error here.  Where is Bakery?  And what about the Liquor department?  My answer is Beer! 


2.  Let's say you're heading out for a weekend getaway.  You're only allowed 3 articles of clothing with you.  So, what's in your bag?

Oh, this is a hard one for Ella, folks!  If I am assuming that shoes and underthings don't count, I would pick ...

                                    Jeans, Tee shirt, and Jacket.

3.  If  I were to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 4 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

a.  "I love you, mister"

b.  "What did I come into this room for?"

c.  "Ding, ding, ding.  It's Happy Hour!"

d.  "Please clean up the kitchen counter."



4.  So, what 4 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do them, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

a.  Swiffer all the bare floors.

b.  Put on my makeup.

c.  Love on my dog.

d.  Sit on Sam's lap.

5.  You're driving down the road, and suddenly you're hit with this sense of road rage.  What 3 factors probably contributed to it?

Oh, this is such a real thing for me.  In fact, my temper in the car is something Sam has helped me work on (the ttwd way.)  Things that drive me crazy would be:

a.  People that can't get completely over into a left hand turn bay and block the traffic behind them!!!

b.  People that keep turning left even after their green arrow is gone!!!

c.   Two cars going exactly the same speed next to each other so that nobody can pass them!!!

6.  You just scored a whole afternoon to yourself.  We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around.  What 5 activities might we find you doing.

a.  Out tending plants in the garden.
b.  Reading a Cassie book with a bag of Tootsie Rolls.
c.  Baking bread to surprise Sam.
d.  Checking out the sale wall at Loft.
e.  Movie with a jumbo buttered popcorn.

7.  We're going to the zoo.  But it looks like it could start storming so it'll have to be a quick visit.  What 3 exhibits do we have to get to.

a.  Monkeys, for sure.  Can watch them for hours.
b.  Giraffes are such gentle, graceful animals.
c.  Polar bears always look like they are having fun!

8.  You just scored tickets to the taping of any television show of your choice.  You can pick 4, so what are you going to see?

a.  Fixer Upper on HGTV, although they are not taping anymore.
b.  Judge Judy (She gets paid millions to be bossy!)
c.  American Pickers
d.  Project Runway

9.  You're hungry for ice cream.  I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone.  What flavors can I pile on for ya?

a.  Chocolate Fudge Brownie
b.  New York Super Fudge Chunk
c.  Death by Chocolate

                                   Do you see a pattern here?

10.  Somebody stole your purse/wallet.  In order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it.  So, what's in there?

a.  Sunglasses
b.  Tissues
c.  Phone
d.  Pen
e.  Gum

11.  You are at a job fair and are asked in what areas you are interested in pursuing a career.  Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

Well, I am liking retirement just fine, thank you.  But for the sake of the meme, here's what I would say.

a.  Lawyer or Judge
b.  Research Scientist
c.  Interior Designer
d.  Drama Teacher

12.  If you could go back and talk to the old you when you were in high school and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

a.  "Spend as much time as you can with Dad.  
      He's not going to be here very long."

b.  "Sam's the one."
c.  "Trust that you can tell Sam any secret."
d.  "You're not the only girl in the world who wants to be spanked."