The Great Spanking Implement Poll

I was really happy with the reception given to the meme I wrote several weeks ago.  People had a wonderful time sharing all their answers and reading those of everyone else.  I received lots of comments and emails thanking me and encouraging me to do another.  As far as I was concerned, it was a great success because I got to meet new friends and open my horizons a bit here in Blogland.

Here's a promise that I will work on another meme, but it will take a while.  I am fussy about the quality of the questions.  That's why I created the first one.  Many of the memes I found online were fairly generic, dull, and boring.


            "What is your favorite color?"
          "What is your favorite holiday?"

            Green and Christmas.  Ho hum.



But when I come up with another set of 15 thoughtful and fun questions, you all will be the first to know.


In the meantime, I have been percolating about some other interactive ideas for more fun among us.  Yesterday, in the shower (I get my best ideas in there), I came up with a poll.  In all your posts and emails, I have read about "this paddle" or "that wooden spoon" or "the leather thingy with the red tassel."  



So here's the challenge - Write a post or send an email that describes every implement with which you have ever been spanked.  I know we have some very creative HOHs out there.  These lists should be quite entertaining.  Be sure to describe it well or use pictures.  Tell us if it has been given a nickname by either you or your man.  Pay close attention to any kitchen items that have turned into spanking implements.  Finally, be thorough, because once you all have responded, I have plans to compile all that data

into something special.  A huge Spanking Implement Excel Spreadsheet of sorts!  Should be great fun.  So open that bottom dresser drawer, paw through that box in the closet, check that canister on the kitchen counter and start your list, Ladies.  I also think you should put a big star by the meanest one of all.




Here is my list:

Clothes Brush - very old, Sam had it when we were married.

  





Hairbrush - not as pretty as Cassie's ivory hairbrush.
Thick Oak Paddle - very thick, more thud than sting.  Bruises.
Mr. Paddle - The infamous Mr. Paddle.  Sam fashioned this one himself in our garage.  It was christened with that name when Sam said, "Talk to me or talk to Mr. Paddle."  He has promised to make several as gifts if I ever get to meet any of you.  They will be named Son of Paddle.

Paddle Ball Paddle - large size with ball removed.  On it is painted "It's Fun!"  It is not fun at all.  We had a meeting just this afternoon.






Leather Paddle with Rose - does not hurt at all but looks pretty.
Belt - just one of Sam's, black leather.
Switch - be careful of one of these, it takes practice.
Hand  - Sam has improved with this over the two years I have been spanked.  It used to be nothing much, now he has perfected a very stingy swat.

From the Test Kitchen of Ella Ever After

BBQ flipper - used only once, kind of dangerous.
Wooden Spoon - usually grabbed on the spur of the moment.

             *******Wooden Spatula*******  

This thing is deadly.  It is not even kept in the kitchen.  It is in Sam's implement drawer.  It ought to come with a warning label.

Now it's your turn.  Please proceed with caution.  Sam heard me in his dresser drawer and decided that since I had come to visit, 
               I probably needed a 
            "Weekend Adjustment."