Saturday, August 8, 2015

The Great Spanking Implement Poll



I was really happy with the reception given to the meme I wrote several weeks ago.  People had a wonderful time sharing all their answers and reading those of everyone else.  I received lots of comments and emails thanking me and encouraging me to do another.  As far as I was concerned, it was a great success because I got to meet new friends and open my horizons a bit here in Blogland.

Here's a promise that I will work on another meme, but it will take a while.  I am fussy about the quality of the questions.  That's why I created the first one.  Many of the memes I found online were fairly generic, dull, and boring.


            "What is your favorite color?"
          "What is your favorite holiday?"

            Green and Christmas.  Ho hum.



But when I come up with another set of 15 thoughtful and fun questions, you all will be the first to know.


In the meantime, I have been percolating about some other interactive ideas for more fun among us.  Yesterday, in the shower (I get my best ideas in there), I came up with a poll.  In all your posts and emails, I have read about "this paddle" or "that wooden spoon" or "the leather thingy with the red tassel."  



So here's the challenge - Write a post or send an email that describes every implement with which you have ever been spanked.  I know we have some very creative HOHs out there.  These lists should be quite entertaining.  Be sure to describe it well or use pictures.  Tell us if it has been given a nickname by either you or your man.  Pay close attention to any kitchen items that have turned into spanking implements.  Finally, be thorough, because once you all have responded, I have plans to compile all that data
into something special.  A huge Spanking Implement Excel Spreadsheet of sorts!  Should be great fun.  So open that bottom dresser drawer, paw through that box in the closet, check that canister on the kitchen counter and start your list, Ladies.  I also think you should put a big star by the meanest one of all.




Here is my list:


Clothes Brush - very old, Sam had it when we were married.

  





Hairbrush - not as pretty as Cassie's ivory hairbrush.
Thick Oak Paddle - very thick, more thud than sting.  Bruises.
Mr. Paddle - The infamous Mr. Paddle.  Sam fashioned this one himself in our garage.  It was christened with that name when Sam said, "Talk to me or talk to Mr. Paddle."  He has promised to make several as gifts if I ever get to meet any of you.  They will be named Son of Paddle.


Paddle Ball Paddle - large size with ball removed.  On it is painted "It's Fun!"  It is not fun at all.  We had a meeting just this afternoon.






Leather Paddle with Rose - does not hurt at all but looks pretty.
Belt - just one of Sam's, black leather.
Switch - be careful of one of these, it takes practice.
Hand  - Sam has improved with this over the two years I have been spanked.  It used to be nothing much, now he has perfected a very stingy swat.

From the Test Kitchen of Ella Ever After

BBQ flipper - used only once, kind of dangerous.
Wooden Spoon - usually grabbed on the spur of the moment.

             *******Wooden Spatula*******  

This thing is deadly.  It is not even kept in the kitchen.  It is in Sam's implement drawer.  It ought to come with a warning label.

Now it's your turn.  Please proceed with caution.  Sam heard me in his dresser drawer and decided that since I had come to visit, 
               I probably needed a 
            "Weekend Adjustment."    


17 comments:

  1. I have always said I come up with my best ideas in the shower.....this is a fantastic idea. I will responding in a post......Thanks for doing this...
    hugs abby

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    1. Will look forward to reading your post, Abby. I wish I could write things on the tile on the shower wall !

      Ella

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  2. Hi Ella! What a great idea. Eric and I are very new to all of this so we don't have much experience yet but somehow we've got a whole arsenal of implements to try out. We read about TTWD, DD and TIH for months and toyed around the idea of adding it to our relationship. We read countless blogs to get information about what others experienced and discussed for an eternity what we would like to try. Eric is gone a lot so one week end when I was really missing him, I went "shopping" for possible implements. I have an old boot box in our closet and I put everything in there. Then, I took a picture of it all, pasted the photo to some card stock, drew puzzle pieces on the back, cut them out and put the whole thing in a card. When Eric came home, he had to put the puzzle together to see his surprise - and boy was he surprised. That was how I told him I was ready. Anyway... in our box we have: 1. A bath brush 2. A hair brush 3. Black leather weaved belt 4. Wire hanger 5. Plastic hanger 6. Ping pong paddle 7. Wooden spoon 8. Wooden spatula with nine holes drilled in it 9. Black riding crop 10. Leather paddle with 3 red hearts on it 11. A cheese board (much like a fraternity paddle).

    So far, we've only used the belt (left a big old bruise but hurt much less than expected), the hair brush (no bruise, quite a sting) and the cheese board. The cheese board (paddle) was incredible. I had on little running shorts and the initial bite carried through the material with a deep lasting sting that totally reset me for the whole week. The sound was crazy loud, which added to the experience. Even Eric commented on how good it felt in his hand. That's our favorite - so far! Amy

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    1. Quite a list! I will add them to the tally.

      Ella

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  3. Sounds great Ella! I'm kinda wimp-esh when it comes to implements...... I'll try and rise to the challenge though!

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    1. Hi Minelle. Some on our list are only used for playing in the bedroom and what I call happy spankings. Maybe we should include that qualifier! Love to hear from you!

      Ella

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    1. Will visit you soon, Terps ! Glad you stopped by.

      Ella

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  5. E,
    We are still away and will be most of the week. Implement choosing, purchasing and using are not my area of decision making. They all hurt. Jack loves the quick efficiency of the paddle.......... something about covering the most surface area in the least amount to time. Color results are important to my Hoh.
    Meredith

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    1. Enjoy your vacation, Mere. Since this is just an inventory, you can send it whenever. Jack is welcome to add his ratings if he wants. It actually might be interesting to get some input from the HOH. He may have some insight from the other side of the implement. Mmmm, just thinking.

      Ella

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  6. Oh gosh Ella we have got quite a few now, when we get home I will do a post!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Hello Jan. We do, too. In fact, I forgot 2 items and will add them when we get to the point of creating a master tally. Seems like lots of folks are traveling or enjoying family. Have fun and I will watch for a post.

      Hugs Across the Pond,
      Ella

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  7. Oh boy... I'm not sure I want Rob to see these ideas!!!

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  8. You are probably right, Lani. Thanks for visiting. And I just discovered your blog, so I will be visiting as well! Looking forward to getting to know you better.

    Ella

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  9. Good idea once again Ella. I have been wondering what other people use. Would also like to know where to purchase some implements. Will try to get around to this shortly.
    thanks Lindy x

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  10. Thanks for visiting, Lindy. That's a good idea, too. We should try to include some sources. Please send me a blog link so I can come read at your place.

    Ella

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  11. I did this once with Roz, way back. It's probably time to do it again, but all I will say is that every spanking implement can hurt if it is wielded with "intent". LOL! I will see what I can do re a blog post.

    Hugs
    Ami

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