Lovely Little Words - The Sequel

A while ago now, I published a post about how those lovely little spanking words and phrases were just so special and appreciated by me - mostly in books, but once in a while from Sam himself.  You all shared some good ones in your comments, too. I chose some of my favorites to enjoy once again.

• "take you across my knee"
• "rubbed her pink bottom"
• "You are so getting spanked for that."
• "your bottom is a lovely shade of red"
• "These knickers are coming down"
• "Go get the paddle."
• "the swish of the belt coming off"
• "you need your attitude adjusted"

 Oh yes, I have loved those words for a very long time.  Long before Sam ever knew I dreamed of spanking.  Long before I ever knew there were other women like me.  Long before I ever saw those words in print.


Once I reached adulthood, they have always had the power to make me sexually excited.  Through my pre-ttwd years, I could pull them

to the conscious part of my brain along with some limited visual images whenever I had the time and inclination.  Sometimes it was just a short snippet - maybe in the car by myself or waiting in a line.  Other times I could luxuriate in a full-blown fantasy.  Of course, it was my secret.  No one else ever knew.



Over the years, I discovered that these spanking words and fantasies were so strong for me that with some concentration, I could actually bring myself to orgasm with no touching whatsoever.  Think of the possibilities!  Since my life in ttwd/dd

There is a spanking in your very near future.

began, I have become much bolder about investigating things on the Internet.  I did actually find a statistic that said about 10% of women who regularly achieve orgasm are also able to do it without touching themselves.  If that figure is correct, there may be some of you out there who also have this gift.

Reading powerpoint..word for word

I think this secret of mine was never so appreciated as at boring professional workshops and teacher inservice days.  Those of you out there who were teachers or who are still teaching may or may not be able to identify with my opinion on "inservice" days.  I say that 95% of the required professional development days/meetings were a complete waste of time!  If I could get away with it, I brought work to the meetings and tried to get caught up.  How many nights and weekends did I devote to paperwork and lesson preparation?  Thousands of hours over the years, I'm sure.

So right here I want you to imagine the adult voices in the Charlie Brown cartoons. "Wah-wah-wah....., wah-wah-wah...-wah-wah."  (Also imagine that I am wearing a baseball cap backwards.  That was my fashion statement for inservice days.)  If I was forced to sit in a chair for hours on end listening to someone drone on about any of the following topics:
 

team building exercises

• Failing schools
• Sand tray therapy to treat absenteeism
• Reviewing the school district mission statement
• No Child Left Behind
• Re-examining Bloom's Taxonomy ad nauseum
• Workplace team-building exercises
• Brand new and improved Achievement Test
• Mandatory OSHA trainings

then I had my secret weapon ready to go.



Snap!  Just roll out a juicy spanking fantasy and concentrate.  It took quite a bit of time and quite a few Kegel exercises, but I could usually manage to climax before lunch.  Talk about a Cheshire Cat smile on my face!



Now to keep to honest facts here, this is much harder for me to do than it used to be.  Age comes knocking at your door long before

she should.  But Ella never gives up on a potential Ever After.  She's stubborn that way.  I file away all those lovely little spanking words in a corner of my brain.  So if the lines at Costco are 10 deep, and you glance over to see a woman waiting with a far-away look in her eyes and a wistful smile on her face, sidle on over and say, "Ella, is that you?"